Season 1 – Episode 5 – Making up after the break up…Or “Quiet Stream”

Joan chilled out after mowing the lawn…so back to another.  Problems here…well, the canvas orientation was fine.  BUT she ran out of space…so Bob 28 min.  Joan 15 take that bitches!  or rather 2 in 28!!  The rocks were impossible to paint, so fuck it it’s my peaceful non-murderous forest landscape.  Do you know what lives in Joan’s forest?  Carnivorous squirrels, fox eared fruit bats (but they’re starving because this is not their natural habitat and they’re being hunted by the squirrels), taxidermy baby ducks from Chernobyl (but they aren’t really from Chernobyl…they just think they are…really they are from upstate NY)…there might be other things too buy she’s not telling.

Left one first…right one 2nd.

Fuck You Bob and Your Rock Assholes #1

Fuck You Bob and Your Rock Assholes #2